Saturday just gone A1 Security Services, that’s Norman and myself (you must know the intro by now?!) were hired to ensure that the staff of a fishy company in Falmouth, Cornwall were suitably security checked before entering the dining area of a posh hotel (it had a spa, swimming pool, everything). Well that’s posh to me anyway! I only wished I’d brought my speedos with me. When Norm saw the pool he wanted to go commando, but I managed to stop him and get him into the car. Strange really, because he did bring a pair of trunks!!
Alas, once everyone was in and we had distinguished between party guest and hotel guest it was time for us to go. Thank you and goodnight!